Archive for December, 2007

pancakes

Posted in general good times on December 30, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

i had pancakes for breakfast.

yey!  solid food!

i am so excited, it’s shameful.   oh well.

today i’m actually going to leave the house too.  double yey!

we’re going to see “walk hard”

it should kick ass.

then maybe we’re going to chris & jackie’s for chili and beers.  hmmm.  that may not agree with my tummy… we’ll see… i’m actually not sure what will be worse… the chili or the beer.  it’s going to be a toss up.

i also noticed i haven’t smoked since xmas day.  no cravings yet.  i’ll keep “not smoking” until i feel like smoking again.  which will probably be when i start drinking again.

i’m thinking about going dry for january.  it probably won’t happen… but at least i’m considering it.  don’t i get an “a” for effort?  er… or maybe an “a” for ideas?

i miss solids

Posted in general good times on December 29, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

it’s been over 48 hours since i ate.

man, i miss solid food.

on the upside, i’ve lost 6 pounds, lol.

not good.  i know.

but today in the mail my purdy new dress came…

i bought it a size too small, hoping for the best… well… it is indeed too small.

but at least this lovely flu has kick started a diet.

so starting… er… whenever i can actually eat again… i’m eating healthy.

fer reals.

and if you see me at wendy’s eating a delicious spicy chicken sandwich, kindy kick me square in the balls.

thank you.

sick sick sick

Posted in condo life on December 27, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

we are violently ill in my house. 

and i really mean violently.  there is no other way to describe the mass exodus that all fluids and solids are trying to leave my body. 

it’s like a going out of business sale… everything must go. 

i have the in-laws to thank for this goodness.  they are all sick with this devil flu, and cancelled everyone else for xmas dinner, except us. 

we didn’t know they were sick until we got there… and had we have known, obviously we would have stayed home.  we had a back-up offer, it wouldn’t have been a big deal.  but instead, in the sharing spirit of the season, the flu was shared with us. 

oh goodie.

ask me how i felt about that last night at 3am as i lay sobbing on my bathroom floor. 

all i have to say, is thank dog we have 2 bathrooms.  and even with two bathrooms, there were some mishaps… i puked on the couch and on the carpet on the way to the bathroom.  there was no holding it.

violent exodus. 

*shudder*

anyways, i am slowly starting to feel a bit more human… i am sipping water and had a half a cup of chicken broth.  ty was brave and ate some noodles.  i just couldn’t do it… i don’t want to see them come up again.  i’m seriously traumatized from last night. 

anyways, i know this is so delightful… sorry for sharing.  but just when you feel shitty from a cold and complaining about that, there’s nothing like a shot of the full blown flu to put “being sick” in check.

oh, here’s some more good news.  we ate at the boathouse in port moddy for my bday dinner… and now i need a hepatitis shot because they had infected staff and food being served.  awesome. 

anyone else got anything they wanna throw at me?  the plague?  the black lung?

i totally want to die. 

my happy place

Posted in booze and drugs, general good times on December 24, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

today will be xmas - part one. dinner with my family. lovely.

tomorrow, me and my man do our xmas in the morning… and then dinner with his family.

so 3 xmases total. how exhausting.

all day today i have been listening to bob marley… dreaming of jamaica.

last xmas was the best one over. because there was no xmas.

i laid on the beach… drank red stripes and rum punch and smoked weed 24/7 and worked on my tan.

it was paradise, and i fucking wish that was like every day of my life.

this is my favourite picture i took there. it really just captured everything for me.

relaxation to the highest power.

oh jamaica… you are my happy place.

i hope next xmas we go back and visit you…

burn baby burn

Posted in booze and drugs, general good times, silly things on December 23, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

epic ugly sweater party last night.

finally at 4am i was able to drag my man to bed to pass out.

it was retarded fun. many new friends were made, and many drinks drank.

today i have hangover/the worst heartburn ever.

i have heartburn daily… but today is just destroying me. i need to go to the doctor. 4 pepto bismol capsules and 8 tums have done little to ease my pain today. arg. i am so over it.

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anyways, xmas is like… almost here. and honestly, i keep forgetting.

i dislike xmas strongly. part of me thinks it’s for god-lovers and/or kids only. of which i am neither.

the other part (the less pessimistic part) thinks it’s all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family.. and that’s cool. but really, i do that several times a week already and i don’t have to buy presents or deal with retarded amounts of people at the mall.

anyways, heartburn is killing me, so thats all i will write today. my appologies for the balls entry. i’ll try to do better in the future.

more sexy times

Posted in booze and drugs, rock and roll, van city on December 21, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

 

row 9.  centre.

things are looking up.

er… in other news, i now have two pairs of tickets to sell.  one row 14 (well, geniene bought those, but they’re spares) and one pair row 28.  both on floor level.

so me and g will be row 9, and then i got row 11 through my work for my man and my bro.   i love it when a plan comes together.

fucking magic.

sexy time

Posted in general good times on December 21, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

last night i went to the magical premier of SWEENEY TODD.

it was everything i wanted it to be and so much more.

okay, first things first.

tim burton.

tim burton, you god damn fucking genius, you.

to call me a long term, big time fan of tim burton’s would be an understatement.  i adore his rich cityscapes.  they’re wonderful and weird and spooky, yet not frightening.  they’re unique, yet so distinctly tim burton.  they blow me away every time i see his movies.  this film is unique, because tim’s city this time, is one that actually exists.

tim burton’s london has raised the bar for his cityscapes.  i actually held my breath for the first few minutes of the film, overcome by the dark brooding beauty of burton’s london.  having actually visited london, and believe me, it look my breath away in real life… but this… this was something else.

in true tim burton fashion, every tiny detail is perfect.  even the cobblestones on the street and the flashing on the roofs echo the mood he’s created.  it was spectacular.

second.  johnny depp.

oh johnny depp.  a girl would be hard pressed to find a bad thing to say about depp… but depp in a quintessential tim burton character role?  well, that’s just heaven to a gal like me.

depp was flawless.  even his singing was good.  i don’t think any other actor understands and sees tim burton’s vision, quite like depp does.  i sincerely hope that johnny depp stars in every tim burton movie made for the rest of time.  because i can’t imagine who could possibly be better as the flawed, yet overwhelmingly charming lead that all of burton’s movies require.

as a sidebar, johnny depp is one of the best actors of our time.  and i don’t even think that’s an opinion… i think it’s cold hard facts.

third and last in my movie holy trinity.. helena bohnam carter.

she is beautiful and tragic… delicate to behold, but she’ll bake you in a meat pie and serve you to the locals.  she is just wonderful in this movie.  as tim burton’s muse, it seems like a no brainer that she, like depp will and should star in any film he’s to make in the future.

and just like with johnny depp, i can’t imagine another actress that could do what she did with this role.  she was sublime.

alright, i gush i know… but seriously, this movie kept me up all night thinking about it.  i had HIGH expectations and it actually exceeded them.  by a lot.  i can’t remember the last time i enjoyed a movie this much.   seriously.

but to be fair and balanced, i could get lost in panning shots of tim burton’s scenery for hours.  he affects me and sucks me in like no other director.  i think he’s simply magic.

as for the plot… well, it’s the classic tale of sweeney todd.  not much variation there, which is good.  it’s a musical.  which is a tad jarring at first, but after a couple minutes, the characters singing their troubles to you becomes commonplace, and at many point downright funny.  i laughed out loud several times during this movie.

especially once sasha baron cohen made his appearance (oh ya, that’s right.)

okay, he doesn’t wear the suit, and he’s not borat.  but he will make you laugh out loud.  and he is a great edition to the eclectic cast.

also of note… as a huge harry potter fan, i was thrilled to see alan rickman (severus snape) and timothy spall (peter pettigrew) make appearances as main characters.  alan rickma’s delivery just kills me.  so deadpan and foreboding.  and so perfect.  so very snape.  teehee…

alright, i am going to try to stop wetting myself over this flick… and i’ll probably go back to see it this weekend.

there’s no such thing as too much tim burton for me.  every time i watch his movies again, i discover some new nuance, and the movie is new again.  alright.  really.  i’ll stop now.  but you should probably go see this flick.

the god delusion

Posted in politics and such on December 19, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

i have finally finished reading the god delusion by richard dawkins, and i highly recommend it.

A preeminent scientist – and the world’s most prominent atheist – asserts the irrationality of belief in God and the grievous harm religion has inflicted on society, from the Crusades to 9/11.

With rigor and wit, Richard Dawkins examines God in all his forms, from the sex-obsessed tyrant of the Old Testament to the more benign (but still illogical) Celestial Watchmaker favored by some Enlightenment thinkers. He eviscerates the major arguments for religion and demonstrates the supreme improbability of a supreme being. He shows how religion fuels war, forments bigotry, and abuses children, buttressing his points with historical and contemporary evidence. The God Delusion makes a compelling case that belief in God is not just wrong, but potentially deadly. It also offers exhilarating insight into the advantages of atheism to the individual and society, not the least of which is a clearer, truer appreciation of the universe’s wonders than any faith could ever muster.

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it was a bit like preaching to the choir for me… i don’t believe in god, and never have, so the whole business has always a non-issue in my life, but this book does an excellent job of logically framing the argument that not only is it highly unlikely, if not totally unlikely that a god-like being exists, it’s actually quite damaging to live with the delusion that this is a possibility. 

as Robert Pirsig said, “When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion”

the most interesting part to me, was about how atheists are less likely to be in jail or commit crimes because they generally have a higher intellect that those that believe in god, and there is already many well documented links between intellect and crime.  but they go on to talk about how these supposed “moral christians” in the “red states” (republicans) have higher crime rates, more dangerous cities, more people in jail  and generally speaking more social problems than those states with less religious people. 

i’m not sure that anyone would disagree that religion has a long and bloody history that continues today, but i did enjoy the attention brought to the fact that it’s not always a holy war… it can be everyday violence that’s being committed that has a religious correlation.

anyways, this book doesn’t focus on how religion is “bad”… it really just focuses on how religion shouldn’t exist.  it’s rational and full of scientific fact and references, heavily from Darwin that drive home the point. 

here’s some of my favourite parts of the book, as framed by wikipedia:

In The God Delusion, Dawkins contends that a supernatural creator almost certainly does not exist and that belief in a god qualifies as a delusion, which he defines as a persistent false belief held in the face of strong contradictory evidence

Since there are a number of different theistic ideas relating to the nature of God(s), Dawkins early in the book defines the concept of God that he wishes to address. He coins the term “Einsteinian religion”, referring to Einstein’s use of “God”, as a metaphor for nature or the mysteries of the universe. He makes a distinction between this “Einsteinian religion” and the general theistic idea of God as the Creator of the universe who should be worshipped.  This becomes an important theme in the book, which he calls the God Hypothesis.  He maintains that this idea of God is a valid hypothesis, having effects in the physical universe, and like any other hypothesis can be tested and falsified.

Dawkins turns to the question of why he feels so hostile towards religion in Chapter 8, arguing with examples that religion subverts science, fosters fanaticism, encourages bigotry against homosexuals, and influences society in other negative ways. He gives examples of cases where blasphemy laws have been used to sentence people to death, and when funerals of gays or gay sympathisers have been picketed. Dawkins states preachers in the southern portions of the United States used the Bible to justify slavery by claiming Africans were descendants of Noah’s sinful son Ham. During the Crusades, “pagans” and “heretics” who would not convert to Christianity were murdered. In an extreme example from modern times, he cites the case of Reverend Paul Hill, who revelled in his self-styled martyrdom: “I expect a great reward in heaven…I am looking forward to glory” he announced as he faced execution for murdering a family planning doctor in Florida, USA.

Dawkins devotes chapter 9 to the “indoctrination” of children. He equates the religious indoctrination of children by parents and teachers in faith schools to a form of mental abuse. Dawkins wants people to cringe every time somebody speaks of a “Muslim child” or a “Catholic child”, wondering how a young child can be considered developed enough to have such independent views on the cosmos and humanity’s place within it. By contrast, Dawkins observes that no reasonable person would speak of a “Marxist child” or a “Tory child”.

The final chapter asks whether religion, despite its alleged problems, fills a “much needed gap”, giving consolation and inspiration to people who need it. According to Dawkins, these needs are much better filled by non-religious means such as philosophy and science. He argues that an atheistic worldview is life-affirming in a way that religion, with its unsatisfying “answers” to life’s mysteries, could never be.

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if you’re interested, you can read the first chapter online here - http://richarddawkins.net/godDelusion

but i would suggest buying it.  it’s a good read and any critical thinker will enjoy it. 

in other news

Posted in van city on December 19, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

my heat is still out in my office.

it’s mutha fucking COLD in this piece.

i am an iceberg. 

we have not had heat in here for two weeks now.

it’s not all bad… i mean i’m freezing my ass off, my toes and fingers and nose are numb… but on the upside, i’ve been able to “work from home” whenever i want… and that, my friends, kicks major ass.

so tomorrow and friday i will work from home… and in fact, i will likely go home early today to work from home. 

yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the heat is supposed to be fixed friday, but i have next week mon-wed off, and then next thursday and firday i’m going to work from home.  and then i get the 31st/1st off… meaning that after today, i won’t be physically back in the office until january 2nd.  pretty effing sweet, because i still get paid for all of it.  the benefits of working on salary are just magical. 

the beautiful people

Posted in booze and drugs, rock and roll on December 19, 2007 by vancityrockgirl

alright, so i have one pair of tickets to the sexy sexy marilyn manson show

they suck though. 

row 28.  left centre. 

balls.

i need to do better. 

there are tickets on ebay for the GA pit in front of the stage.  that is where i need to be.  they’re $300 for the pair.  perhaps someone will love me and buy them for me for xmas so that the lovely geniene and i can be close enough to feel manson’s breath.

maybe. 

i have a pair of tickets that i’m buying through work, hopefully they’re like row 12 or so.  i must be closer than row 28.

*sigh*

i’ll also try to buy tickets again on friday on the public onsale and see how i do.  so likely i will have extra tickets for selling… if anyone needs a pair. 

i miss free concert tickets.  i have spent $875 with ticketmaster in the last 2 weeks.  full price tickets.  it’s balls.