zombie jesus!

it’s a resurection, bitches!

didn’t ya just LOVE easter?

i got two extra days off work, paid, for doing absolutely nothing.

i actually forget that there’s still religious people around sometimes. it’s true. i really only surround myself with atheists and agnostics, and don’t spend a whole heap of time pondering if there’s a father figure in the sky, so i honestly forget that there’s still people that actually believe all that jazz.

the closest i got to religion this weekend were the following:

• deciding that if jesus rose from the dead, then he must be zombie jesus on the hunt for brains, tee hee
• yelling out drunkenly: “it’s a resurrection, bitches!” because i watch too much chapell show
• muttering “thank god for the long weekend” while intoxicated and/or hungover
• and telling my grandma how cute it was that she still goes to church to try and save our souls. hey, she’s almost 80 years old. she likes church. it’s weird, but i’m not going to try to convince her otherwise. she’s old, she can do what she wants.

anyways, i was on facebook this morning reading a blog of a girl i used to be friends with in school, and she has gone super christian. and to be honest, it’s fucking creepy. the whole blog thing was all “he is risen” and shit… do people actually believe this? i mean, i know people “believe“, but do they actually BELIEVE that those things actually happened the way they are described? does this girl, that i used to be close friends with, actually believe that a guy died and then rose from the dead like a zombie jesus? i dunno… seems to me that if you’re going to believe in zombies, you should probably do it in the “dawn of the dead” style where it’s because of a virus or something.

anyways, to each their own and so on… but i gotta say, when people tell me they believe in god, i look at them kinda the same way i do when people tell me that nickelback is their favorite band. kind of like, “oh, that’s nice. you’re not very smart and don’t know much about the world… and i’ll “respect” your decision, but i might make fun of you when you leave. and we likely won’t be good friends. because if i have to hear about jesus or mr jesus-hair chad kroeger, then it’s friendship off.”

(and yes, i do know that i’m quite the judgmental bitch)